My insomnia serves me well in …

Let me get this straight: the driver of this car, being of little brain, looked directly at the eclipse with her naked eye — something we all know one should never do — and she did it WHILE DRIVING. Then, temporarily  [more...]

So, evidently, someone has hacked Paris Hilton’s T-Mobile Sidekick. I feel so out of touch after seeing this story, because: What’s so big about Paris Hilton? Isn’t she some stupid heiress who has  [more...]