Oh, look – I can do the #beatc…

Been sitting at my desk working nonstop since I got home, and feel like I haven’t accomplished anything. Pft. That’s enough for today.

Despite the revelation that there is now a Five Guys in San Jose, I haven’t yet made a beeline for it. I think that shows great restraint.

@benschwartzy said it best: “Birthers aren’t going to be happy til Obama releases a certificate of whiteness.”