Oh, look – I can do the #beatc…

Bought “lower sugar” oatmeal by mistake. Uses the dreaded Sucralose, but is only 20 calories less than regular. What the hell is the point?

I want a car ribbon magnet that says “Support Our Chinese Magnet Manufacturers.”

RT @LOLGOP: Eric Cantor’s one idea to address inequality: Feed the rich gold until they begin shitting out jobs.