RIP, Leslie Nielsen. http://j….

Kim Jong Il has died? I could have sworn I just saw him Friday at my office’s holiday party. Also there: Dr Marvin Candle from “Lost.”

If it’s a given that I’ll always be fat, always be single, and I’m already half dead; then why don’t I just eat the whole box of donuts?

Great gorilla of Manila! Futuristic Jetsons-like iPhone arrives on the same day that Futurama returns! Coincidence? I think not.