Come along, Pond! #itschristma…

Without my glasses, you can see my big, soulful brown eyes. You can also see the huge black bags under them. Damned contacts.

Dear media: “gay” is an adjective. Please stop making it into a noun, it just dehumanizes the people you’re talking about.

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! New network printers are on the way! ‘Twas color, with a fax inside, the office chortles in its joy.