I’m out of gin now. But this B…

Turns out that you are more likely to be crushed by your television than killed by al Qaeda. Seems to me that we need some kind of government-designed color coding system to determine the threat level of our big screens.

Speaking of cronies, I received an email today with the subject “Jeff is now your friend!” It was nice to have that announced officially by Friendster, as if it wasn’t really true unless a massive  [more...]