Okay, FINE. I’ll turn the HEAT…

RT @BorowitzReport: Palin Decides Not to Run: ‘I Want to Go Straight to the Quitting Part’:

All the important news going on around the world, & one of CNN’s top stories on its iPhone app is about Miley Cyrus getting her 5th tattoo.

RT @GeorgeTakei: CNN reports Japanese Gov’t formally requests US help. You can help too: Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10. Pls RT