Okay, FINE. I’ll turn the HEAT…

I’ve tried sealing holes, no-kill traps, and repellants. Today I bought mice poison. I already feel like a horrible murderer of cuteness.

I wish we could insert a new day between Sunday and Monday, and call it Sleepday.

Tip for California freeway drivers: left lane fast, right lane slow. If you’re confused, the steering wheel is on the left side of your car.