Why can’t everyone adhere to M…

One piece of pizza sucks. Because after the one piece, you want another, and probably another. And possibly another.

RT @BorowitzReport: Cain: “I have never heard of Fannie Mae and did not touch her inappropriately.”

I’m a little younger than the birds in the Enchanted Tiki Room, but I make the same clickety clack sounds when I move. #gettingold