Why can’t everyone adhere to MY schedule?
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RT @BorowitzReport: Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
September 28, 2011
I know the oscars are live her…
I know the oscars are live here in California, but it still feels like midnight to me.
February 27, 2011
Left for work 15 minutes early…
Left for work 15 minutes early. Hit every stop light. Practical upshot: arrived at work only 5 minutes early. Why bother?
May 13, 2010
