As Pride Month brings flamboyant parades filled with colorful cross dressers and fabulous, wild outfits (or no outfits at all), it is worth reminding the shocked and scandalized hypocritical redneck segment of the population that we only do it once a year — not every time we we leave the house.

Apple’s iTunes Music Store is offering free downloads of the Democratic Convention speeches.

The Verizon telephone company (aka Bell Atlantic, aka C&P Telephone) has a very short attention span. They change their slogan every few months, and each one is less comprehensible than the last. For now  [more...]