Watch out for thieving seagulls

Again, I can’t help myself — they said it so much better than I could, so in defiance of copyright law, here’s the Onion’s take:

If you've got a bunch of cash just burning a hole in your pocket -- along with a fond remembrance of the 1980s -- then have we got a deal for you! KITT, the flame-throwing, river-jumping, talking muscle car from the  [more...]

Making the rounds on those joke e-mails: One night, George W. Bush is awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House. Bush asks him; “George, what’s the best thing I can do to help the  [more...]