Watch out for thieving seagulls

In the vein of The News in Latin, Chortler provides the news translated into Canadian. Bush Declares War Is Over President George W. Bush (the guy who serves more or less the same role as Jean Chretien, but is not  [more...]

Ah, Christmas shopping. I’m down to just a couple of people left to shop for, ones who are difficult if not impossible to buy for. My big problem is that I have a 4 year-old and a 1 year-old niece, and there is no  [more...]

Well, maybe it was just a tiny karmic realignment — for me, at least, because for someone else it was damnable bad luck — but while walking Diego this afternoon, I spied a piece of paper in the grass  [more...]