RT @lumaria: @davesfoley I do…

I really hate being cold. Thus the move to California, ya know? So let’s talk about the below freezing temps here, eh?

If we went on vacation leaving as much work unfinished as Congress did our boss would fire our ass. PS: we are the boss. (@BorowitzReport)

Welcome to earthquake country: my house is shifting and tilting. Expensive foundation work? Or a $10 planer to make the doors unstick? Hmm.