Drinking camomile tea to try t…

My latest spam claims “We are experts in language skills” then goes on to say, “Do You Need To Professional Translator?”

Whenever I travel I always miss a quake back home. But usually that means my San Jose home, not my DC home.

omg, if i get ONE MORE EMAIL TODAY ASKING ME TO DO SOMETHING i’m gonna go postal. dammit, there’s another as I write this.