RT @LOLGOP: Rick Perry: I can …

The house across the street has been rented by more college-age whippersnappers. Like I don’t have enough beer cans on my lawn already.

Rearranged the monogrammed mugs to spell S M A S H. #targetgames

Headline sez “Obama’s Olympic pitch draws GOP complaints”. They could have saved space by removing ‘Olympic pitch’ and running it everyday.