RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Banks Raise Fees on Same People Who Bailed Out Their Asses
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is in that purgatory known as …
is in that purgatory known as “allow to stand for 1-2 minutes after microwaving.”
November 9, 2009
That quake was so unimpressive…
That quake was so unimpressive as to not even elicit Tweets.
March 3, 2010
