Guy going 12mph. In a 45 zone….

I once dreamed that I wouldn’t be doing last minute trade show stuff at this point in my career. In other news, I am out of gin.

As I sit waiting for the Mac to process video, write DVDs, and copy files all at once, I wonder: why can’t it be 2000 googolhertz faster?

4 years ago I waited six hrs at the Apple Store to buy an iPhone. 1 year ago I waited 3 hrs at Disneyland to buy teacups. I’m CRAZY.