I’m too self-conscious to carry on a conversation with Siri here in my work cubicle.
You may also like
November 5, 2012
RT @dorothysnarker: I think th…
RT @dorothysnarker: I think the Rapture happened, but God didn’t want any of us so he just took all the dolphins. #solongandthanksforall …
May 21, 2011
omg, if i get ONE MORE EMAIL T…
omg, if i get ONE MORE EMAIL TODAY ASKING ME TO DO SOMETHING i’m gonna go postal. dammit, there’s another as I write this.
October 8, 2010