Gives new meaning to Dubya’s “Lets Make the Pie Taller.”
You may also like
This message brought to you by Guy’s Shoes
Garrison Keillor steps out of Lake Wobegon for a moment to put the screws to the Republican Party: Something has gone seriously haywire with the Republican Party. Once, it was the party of pragmatic Main Street [more...]
September 3, 2004
2+2=7
I really, really don’t understand what kind of math classes the Bush gang took. They just make the strangest fiscal decisions. For example, the biggest blunder: when they inherited the nation’s largest [more...]
January 1, 2005
At least the nipple isn’t showing
If Viacom-owned CBS stations are going to be fined about $27,500 each for airing Janet Jackson’s boob, how much will Fox News be fined for showing penile penetration on their broadcast?
June 30, 2004
