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A Brit, a Jew, and a Polish guy all walk into the bar and say, “Holy crap, Romney is a douche.” (via @BorowitzReport)

“Deputy Chief Kirk Albanese declined to discuss a motive but said there was no indication that the attack was a terrorist act or that anyone else was involved.” Interesting how every statement about an  [more...]