RT @LOLGOP: Class War n. – The…

Here’s an idea: get up 5 minutes earlier and do your makeup and shaving at home, instead of in your car while driving in the rain. Mkay?

Damn. I’m out of DiSarrono.

You know when you leave your mug overnight in your cube & there’s a brown spot at the bottom the next morning? That’s the FlavorSpot™.