RT @LOLGOP: If the First Lady did something cool like divorcing someone w cancer, invading Iraq or not paying child support, NASCAR fans …
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Successfully stayed up to the equivalent of 9pm my time. Can haz zzzz now?
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Mowed and edged the lawn. Hey…
Mowed and edged the lawn.
Hey, if I did it EVERY week, I wouldn’t get that sense of tweetable satisfaction.
May 29, 2011
How to tell when you’re truly alone
Today I went to the picture framing store, the cleaners, the post office, Target, and the Rosicrucian Egyptain museum.
And not until just now did I realize that my fly was down the whole time.
June 9, 2005
