FACT: Bill O’Reilly spent more…

Beatles on iTunes being received as “boring” and “lame” by today’s generation of music consumers. I guess the Fab Four time has passed?

RT @BorowitzReport: This is like a sitcom with no main characters and only wacky neighbors. #GOPDebate

You know that Facebook dating ad that says “Is he out there?” I wanna reply, “NO. Now stop asking.”