RT @rationalists: Rick Santoru…

Oy, everyone, calm down and give me a minute. I haven’t even had my Vanilla Moka Coffee yet.

A double-patty meatless spicy black bean burger is NOT the functional equivalent of a Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburger. Here endeth the lesson.

RT @BorowitzReport: Cain: “I have never heard of Fannie Mae and did not touch her inappropriately.”