San Jose folks apparently are …

DOS attacks? All this time we were worried about terrorism on planes when we should be limiting liquids to 3 oz. around webservers.

Am I the only one annoyed by the wishy-washy, noncommittal “4-5 minutes or until hot” on the microwave meal box?

I hate that the 4th has become an excuse for morons to set off explosives at all times of day and night. Here’s hoping they lose a finger.