Today, President Obama rejected the Keystone Pipeline, a controversial project to bring oil from the environmentally dirty oil sands of Canada through the United States to the Gulf Coast — choosing the health and safety of Americans and the environment over the enrichment of the oil industry.
The Republicans wasted little time in denouncing him by claiming that this was a strike against creating jobs.
Herewith, I present a list of some of the other jobs that the Obama administration has not created.
- Gingrich Flenser
- Nuclear Waste Polisher
- PCB Flavor Taster
- Used Condom Refurbisher
- Oil Sand Castle Builder
- Red Tide Slurper
Yes, it’s clear: the Obama administration is more interested in saving lives and the planet than putting a few people to work.
