Apples Q1 Results: Record-Breaking Revenue and Profit

ohmygodohmygodohmygodOHMYGOD… it feels like it has been FOREVER since the future ended so stupidly. But in just one month… oh, bliss!

If George Bush were a 12-year-old on AOL: IF TEH WORLD FALES 2 CONFRONT TEH THRAAT POSED BY DA IRAQI REGIEM R3FUSNG 2 USA FORCE AVEN AS A LAST RASORT FRE NATIONS WUD ASUMA IMANS3 AND UNAC3PTABLE RISKS!11! WTF DA ATAKS  [more...]