Romney: “I have a Hispanic fellow who mows my lawn and I would have him do that at the White House.” (via @BorowitzReport)

So, to lose weight, i just need to move to a low-gravity spot.

Wow… I’m missing all the fun back home. It was only a couple of months ago that I was complaining about the non-stop rain here in the Bay Area, but my house — unlike others in the neighborhood —  [more...]