Just As I Thought

Dear person who put letter-sized paper in the tabloid-sized tray & caused all my stuff to print on wrong paper and jam: have a nice day.

January 31, 2012

Dear person who put letter-sized paper in the tabloid-sized tray & caused all my stuff to print on wrong paper and jam: have a nice day.

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