Susan G. Komen Foundation Kicks Off P.R. Rehab by Promoting Pink Handguns

I’ve come up with a fool-proof piece of legislation to will ensure that all deficient bridges get the attention they need. It’s incredibly simple and will cost almost nothing. When a bridge is inspected, a  [more...]

We all knew that President Bush would quickly renominate John Roberts for the Chief Justice seat. Why? Because in the absence of a Chief Justice, the most senior Associate Justice takes on the role. And who’s the  [more...]

I haven’t given much thought to the new Bush plan for reducing our troops in Europe and Asia — we’re overextended fighting his lil’ personal war in Iraq, so he’s got to do some kind of  [more...]