1962: America leads world in cars & planes 2012: America leads world in imaginary sheep & shitty vampire movies (via @BorowitzReport)

If the document was forged — even if there is suspicion beyond a reasonable doubt — CBS should state it, drop it, and move on. Continuing to stand behind something that has no validity other than your  [more...]

This is fact, not hyperbole. And I don’t even need to comment. Rush Limbaugh, in September 2009: Kid shouldn’t have been on the bus anyway. We need segregated buses — it was invading space and stuff  [more...]