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More than 70 children were killed today in a school fire in India. I’m just incredulous and horrified. The fire started in the kitchen of the Lord Krishna school as lunch was being cooked for the 450 students  [more...]

All the amazing new knowledge that is emerging from Mars is fascinating, but I think that they are asking the wrong questions. What we are discovering is that Mars not only had water, but now it appears that it had salt  [more...]