RT @BorowitzReport: #Grammys Quotes: “There’s nothing like winning a Grammy to give you lasting credibility.” — 1990 winners Milli Vanilli

There are people out there, like Jason Kottke, who have literally made a career out of blogging. As I sit here in front of the Powerbook, unemployed but with a safety net in the bank, I wonder: would anyone ever pay me  [more...]

I wonder who does the voice for the Taco Bell (and now, GEICO) chihuahua? I’d like to hire that guy to do the automated attendant prompts on the voice mail system in my office instead of the irritatingly cheerful  [more...]