RT @BorowitzReport: #Grammys Quotes: “There’s nothing like winning a Grammy to give you lasting credibility.” — 1990 winners Milli Vanilli

arenderin’ video, arenderin’ video… hi-ho the derry-o, arenderin’ video.

If he was a Republican running, because Republicans are better at this, they’d be selling him as the guy who stopped 400,000 jobs a month from leaving the country. They’d be selling him as the guy who saved  [more...]