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Dear Volkswagen: Your new commercials are freaking me out. I’m sure you meant them to be tongue in cheek, evidence of some sort of a sense of humor… but in fact, they are just creepy in the extreme. May I  [more...]

At dinner tonight, I had Shanghai Street Dumplings.
When I ordered, I felt like I was asking for a couple of cheap Chinese hookers.