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RT @BorowitzReport: CNN reassures viewers: “As Syria descends into civil war, we will bring you the latest breaking Whitney Houston news.”

February 14, 2012

RT @BorowitzReport: CNN reassures viewers: “As Syria descends into civil war, we will bring you the latest breaking Whitney Houston news.”

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Far back, in the mists of ancient time, there existed a technology for sharing one’s thoughts, musings, memes, and other nonsense. You may have heard of it, if you’re over 40. The web log, or blog. The  [more...]

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I Miss Carl Sagan

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