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RT @BorowitzReport: CNN reassures viewers: “As Syria descends into civil war, we will bring you the latest breaking Whitney Houston news.”

February 14, 2012

RT @BorowitzReport: CNN reassures viewers: “As Syria descends into civil war, we will bring you the latest breaking Whitney Houston news.”

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Why does Apple hate me?

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You know, George W. Bush likes to say that we are spreading freedom around the globe. He really seems to believe this, and without laughing out loud. His method of spreading freedom is to send the military. To kill  [more...]

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