RT @BorowitzReport: CNN reassures viewers: “As Syria descends into civil war, we will bring you the latest breaking Whitney Houston news.”

I loathe artificial sweeteners. First off, I haven’t found one yet that doesn’t make me sick in some way. Saccharine tastes horrible and gives me a headache. And possibly cancer. Nutrasweet gives me horrible  [more...]

CNN just showed three phone numbers for hurricane relief — for 10 seconds. Meanwhile, there were graphics littering screen showing the time, the anchor’s name, a crawl across the bottom, “LIVE”  [more...]