Who calls gas stations and tells them to raise the price? The president? No. It’s oil companies, making record profits. Get real, people.

Oh, @apple… All the tens of thousands of $ i’ve given you over the years, and you inexplicably cancel my iPhone 4 order? Why? why?

Dear Starbucks: Please, please just stop these desperate promotions. No one wants your dehydrated instant coffee. Just stop it. Now. XOXO