I love the smell of new iPads in the morning. (Cue the Twitter spam…)
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Far back, in the mists of ancient time, there existed a technology for sharing one’s thoughts, musings, memes, and other nonsense. You may have heard of it, if you’re over 40. The web log, or blog. The [more...]
Divide and conquer
I mean, really. Does no one know the meaning of that oft-used phrase? This is how the neo-conservatives manage to control people, by giving them a ready-made enemy. In 2004, it was the homosexual agenda — you [more...]
Last Surviving Member Of The Andrews Sisters Dies
Almost 80 years later, I drive around in a space age electric car, with a tiny chip inserted into the radio containing dozens of Andrews Sisters recordings. Party, Maxene and Laverne will be with us forever.
Neighborhood kids asked for $2…
Neighborhood kids asked for $2 to rake my yard. My conscience made me give them $8. This is why I don’t shop at Wal-Mart.
