RT @AlbertBrooks: In honor of Santorum’s promised crackdown on internet porn, tonight I will masturbate to the Constitution.

I just saw a promo for an upcoming episode of Law & Order, an episode based on the ferry crash in New York. They showed a scene with people standing on a dock, who were all jerked off their feet — ostensibly  [more...]

When I was using Nextel, I never got any signal at my house. When I was using AT&T Wireless, I never got any signal at my house. Now that I’m using Cingular… well… Cingular is having a grand old  [more...]