RT @AlbertBrooks: In honor of Santorum’s promised crackdown on internet porn, tonight I will masturbate to the Constitution.

I’ve ordered mine – are you ordering yours?
I only wish I had gotten one of these bracelets in time for next weeks fascism-fest downtown.

[via BoingBoing]: Harper’s Index-style list of GW Bush’s accomplishments in and out of the Presidency, presented as a résumé. George W. Bush Resume Past work experience: Ran for congress and lost  [more...]