RT @AlbertBrooks: In honor of Santorum’s promised crackdown on internet porn, tonight I will masturbate to the Constitution.

I’m so flustered by this one — it can’t possibly be true, can it? — that I’m hoping that others (the finger points at you, Mac) will comment on it, as I’d just stammer and stumble  [more...]

Hahhaahahahaha #2! After Jim Henson Productions pulled out of a promotion with Chick-Fil-A, the sandwich chain put out a “recall” of the Muppet toys, backdated to one day before the pullout.