Just As I Thought

Dear Safeway: I know I need to lose weight, but not packing my tortilla chips in my bag is a little passive aggressive, ok?

March 30, 2012

Dear Safeway: I know I need to lose weight, but not packing my tortilla chips in my bag is a little passive aggressive, ok?

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Dear FedEx: Keep trying to del…

Dear FedEx: Keep trying to deliver during the day when I can’t sign? Fail. Won’t open the pickup office during the evening? YOU SUCK.

July 13, 2009
General Annoyances

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Driving tip #73: That entrance…

Driving tip #73: That entrance lane on the freeway? It’s called an ACCELERATION LANE. You’re supposed to get up to highway speeds, mmmkay?

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