Dear Adobe: trying to migrate to a new computer and deal with your Creative Suite DRM shit, I can understand the appeal of piracy. March 26, 2012
RT @markmorford: Santorum tightens grip on Bible Belt, begins to stroke it harshly, awkwardly, pantingly, faster and faster and faster. … March 25, 2012
RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Cheney Receives Heart Transplant; Bush Still on Waiting List for Brain March 24, 2012
About three dozen jokes present themselves when learning about Dick Cheney’s heart transplant. March 24, 2012
Thanks, NPR: interviewing odious douchebag Newt Gingrich on Morning Edition got me out of bed this morning (to get away from the radio). March 22, 2012
RT @Ruth_A_Buzzi: Rick Santorum refused to let Secret Service agents on his bus. “They should clearly know, by now, my position on the subject of protection.” March 20, 2012