Just As I Thought

RT @aldomontez: @stephenfry Man goes to doctor. Doc says “You’ve got to stop masturbating” Man “Why?” Doc “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

April 1, 2012

RT @aldomontez: @stephenfry Man goes to doctor. Doc says “You’ve got to stop masturbating” Man “Why?” Doc “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

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