RT @BorowitzReport: Romney reacts to Secret Service scandal: “When I’m President, no one in the White House will have sex.”

What do I really want? Is it a small little cottage in a residential neighborhood, a lush backyard and daily maintenance? Mowing the lawn, fixing the roof, and worrying about the 80 year old foundation in an earthquake  [more...]

This morning, I switched from glasses to contacts – as I often do when the weather is nice and I want to wear sunglasses. I also, as of this morning, have lost 22 pounds on my diet. The combination of losing  [more...]