RT @BorowitzReport: Romney reacts to Secret Service scandal: “When I’m President, no one in the White House will have sex.”

This story covers two stereotypical bases: the kind of people who shop at Walmart, and the kind of people who shop in Florida: When the siren rang at precisely 6 a.m. Friday to kick off the Wal-Mart Supercenter’s  [more...]

For the last week, I have been anxious and desperate to call B, just to hear his voice. I’ve been able to distract myself, knowing that it might not be such a great idea — I just miss him so much. This  [more...]