RT @BorowitzReport: Romney reacts to Secret Service scandal: “When I’m President, no one in the White House will have sex.”

Remember when we used to play outside in the dirt, had pets, never washed our hands and ate crickets? (That one is for my brother.) We also didn’t have allergies to everything. Coincidence?

Gosh, really? You don’t think it’s because passengers are treated like criminals by the TSA, like battery chickens by the airlines and charged ridiculous and sundry fees for the privilege?