RT @LOLGOP: Today’s the day the right starts apologizing for all their vile Michelle Obama bashing. We can’t wait. April 13, 2012
So unused to thunder after 6 years in California that I assumed it was an earthquake coming through. April 12, 2012
RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Charles Manson was denied parole, effectively ending his bid for the Republican presidential nomination. April 11, 2012