At least he flushes. Dogs are just pigs.

My idea for a “Doctor Who” episode: The time is spring. People all over America are preparing for night’s sleep by turning their clocks forward by an hour in preparation for Daylight Savings Time. In  [more...]

Entries from today’s Style Invitational, which asked for ways to cut corners at the upcoming yet unready Greek Olympics: No need to introduce every last little country in the Opening Ceremonies: Just group them as  [more...]

Dang my phone, I tell ya, that thing… anyway, I saw this guy yesterday at the Austin airport, who was the spitting image of Boomhauer from King of the Hill. The pic is blurred, but you can make him out on the  [more...]