At least he flushes. Dogs are just pigs.

I didn’t think about future cleanup when I planted my orange tree, but I am beginning to see the necessity of maintenance. It turns out that there are quite a few orange trees in my neighborhood — just as an  [more...]

I decided earlier today that I need a vacation. Maybe that will help snap me out of whatever the hell is going on with me. I got a passport application — but that takes 6 weeks. So, if I’m going somewhere  [more...]

Finally — Queer Eye turns its sights on a gay guy, proving that there are gay people (like me) who are not stylish, not fabulous, and not color-coordinated.
Next Tuesday at 10pm on Bravo.