Report: Weather satellites in ‘rapid decline’

Will Seymour have his fate changed? Let me tell you, the original episode with Seymour the dog is the only Futurama that I can never watch again. It left me bawling at the end. A CARTOON.

The Times of London says that
Michael Jackson?s career lay in ruins on Monday night after he admitted in a TV documentary that he coaxed young boys into sleeping in his bed.

I have only one reaction to this:
What career?

"Pay no attention to our store-bought blue jeans made by children in Bangladesh and our stylish messenger bags, hats, and t-shirts bought with our privileged parents' money!"