Michele Bachmann becomes a Swiss citizen

My ice maker has been broken for a few weeks. I’m now out of ice. How will I make margaritas or gin & tonics? Crisis.

There is never a time of day when motorcycles aren’t annoying. But the guy who rides one on a small residential street at 3am is an asshole.

While the drawer under my wall oven was pulled out for cleaning, our “neighborhood” cat wandered in and decided to sleep in its space.