Illusion tricks you into thinking these celebrities are downright hideous

There’s no way you can see a headline like “Santorum Blanketing New Hampshire” and not be grossed out. (via @BorowitzReport)

Hmm… I’m more awake and lucid at 4am than I am at 7am.

Love contextual ads: when viewing wacky Sarah Palin making a fool of herself on YouTube, the ad that appears shills for SarahPAC donations.