Indiana Church Gives Child Standing Ovation for Singing ‘No Homos Gonna Make It to Heaven’

RT @LOLGOP: Who would have thought Rick Perry’s problem would be that he’s not enough like George W. Bush?

You know that Facebook dating ad that says “Is he out there?” I wanna reply, “NO. Now stop asking.”

Manhattans aren’t necessarily the tastiest drink ever, but they get the job done. I should have one on my desk everyday.