Shower Scum Jesus

There’s a creature in my chimney. No, that’s not an assessment of my mental state (ahem, Tim), but describes a happening here at my house. Last night, I started to build a fire in the fireplace and noticed  [more...]

Maybe I’m just too cynical. Or perhaps it’s because the world is so full of sadness and horror these days. But does it seem to you that the various cast members of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition are just too  [more...]

My hometown, Arlington, Virginia, made it’s way for the first time on to the Men’s Fitness “fattest city” list at number EIGHT! This is, frankly, astonishing. As I look around me, I see far fewer  [more...]