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Wow, I make GOOD drinks. This pomtini already has me buzzed, and it didn’t cost $10 like the watered down drinks at a bar. Money-saving tip.

Dog bathed. Lawn mowed. Roses pruned & bed cleared of 3 months of weeds & overgrown grass. Didya enjoy your vacation? Ok, now back to work.

I keep reading complaints from people wondering why iPad can’t do things it CAN do. I feel compelled to scream, “READ THE DAMN MANUAL.”