http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/06/05/canada-bracing-for-wisconsin-boat-people/
Speaking at the state capitol, Gov. Walker seemed philosophical about his legacy: “I’m not worried how history will remember me, because if I have my way there won’t be any history teachers.”
Only 2 checkouts open at Safeway. Lines so long that one guy at the end bribed the guy in front to pay for his stuff.
Ron Johnson, who has served in Congress since last year, is kindly offering to take newbie Tammy Baldwin under his wizened, experienced wing. Tammy Baldwin has served in Congress for 13 years.
