Conservatives are upset about high voter turnout in WI. ARE YOU SERIOUS? DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW YOU SOUND? (via @amaeryllis)

So, I got a call today from a porn star. Seriously. Well, a former porn star who now, in a world-weary voice, says that he is ashamed of his past career now that he is a born-again Christian. Now, we all know what I  [more...]

Well, today I fulfilled my quota for manliness, womanliness, and just plain old humanness. First, I replaced the battery in my original Prius (it’s for sale, by the way) all with my own two hands. I didn’t  [more...]