Walker: “To celebrate tonight’s victory, there’s no school for the rest of the decade.” http://t.co/Hlv4sXAS #WIrecall (via @BorowitzReport)

If you visit my house and notice that the two fluffy white towels in my bathroom have very different patterns, please don’t assume that I just picked up two towels at Costco without looking closely at what I was  [more...]

Wow — I guess I should be happy that I didn’t buy that loft smack dab in the middle of downtown: San Jose’s Mardi Gras celebration took a disturbing turn for the wild early Wednesday as scores of  [more...]