There is a bird outside the window whose sing-songy chirping is exactly the same as the old Star Trek TOS viewer screen sound.

So, I just looked out the front door and noticed that my car was wet, the sidewalk was wet, and water was all over my porch. I wondered for a moment if my sprinklers had misfired or someone was playing with my hose  [more...]

Laughing so hard at this I need a pair of Depends: what screen shots of Fox News would have looked like if they had reported on historic events of the past. Geraldo Rivera: “This just in: we’ve learned that  [more...]